Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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