i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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