Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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