Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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