he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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