No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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