Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i now understand why vodka
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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