Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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