Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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