I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
