doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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