The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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