Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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