Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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