These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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