Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Girls should come with a carfax report
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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