Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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