this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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