so explain again why im purple
no
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
