Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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