What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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