Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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