My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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