Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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