Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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