i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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