So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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