Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We just shotgunned beers for America
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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