like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break