I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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