Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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