The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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