I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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