Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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