So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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