Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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