this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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