And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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