I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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