GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Randomize
