That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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