Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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