Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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