You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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