Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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