Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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