Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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