I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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