I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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