Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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