Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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