you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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