By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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