YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You have to summon your inner elephant
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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