I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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